Suicidal Snowflakes

Just because I have a short attention span doesn\’t mean I…

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You’ve Experienced 64% of Life

You have all of the life experience that most adults will ever get.
And unless you’re already in your 40s, you’re probably wise beyond your years.

How Much Life Experience Do You Have?


March 15, 2007 Posted by | Fun and quizzes | 1 Comment

I’ve totally been told this before

What American accent do you have?

Your Result: The Midland

“You have a Midland accent” is just another way of saying “you don’t have an accent.” You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.

The West
North Central
The Northeast
The Inland North
The South
What American accent do you have?
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December 2, 2006 Posted by | Fun and quizzes | Leave a comment

Sewiously, sewiously, sewiously.

Oh, dude, I wish I was so bold.

October 19, 2006 Posted by | Fun and quizzes | Leave a comment

And don’t let the door hitcha on the way out.

The last 10 ways people have found my site (and they’re all disturbing):

nascar slash fanfiction 1
floam 1
Bacon Grease 1
steeler cookie recipes 1
disadvantages of using antibacterial han

rainbows and clouds 1
steeler cookie recipes 1
see through french knickers 1
floam 1
see through knickers 1

Please… don’t. come. back.

September 5, 2006 Posted by | Fun and quizzes | 5 Comments

Yeah, Heather, I was surprised too.

You Are 72% Lady
Overall, you are a refined lady with excellent manners. But you also know when to relax and not get too serious about etiquette

Are You A Lady?

August 23, 2006 Posted by | Fun and quizzes | 1 Comment

Quizzes. Never. Lie.

Katherina- wise and wonderful.
You are smart and cunning. You know exactly how to make the best of the toughest situations and you do it with grace and poise.
Which Shakespeare character are you?

June 6, 2006 Posted by | Fun and quizzes | 1 Comment

My Little Pony and me

<br><b><a href=""><font size=+1>You Are Opium!</font></a></b><br><img src="; width="300" height="221">You like to have fun and enjoy life. Reeeeeally enjoy life. If it isn't fast, loud, or extreme forget it. You value friendship and are loyal and will not hesiste to go off if someone crosses you. <br><b><a href="">What Naughty My Little Pony Are You?</a></b>

June 6, 2006 Posted by | Fun and quizzes, My Little Pony | Leave a comment


how jedi are you?
:: by lawrie malen

May 25, 2006 Posted by | Fun and quizzes | Leave a comment

And me without my black cape and white face paint.


what have you done to me?
a haze of darkness as feelings twist.
once we enjoyed wonder,
childlike and wide-eyed,
but your thirst shrank.
a furious morass of agony –
tears follow pain, follow darkness,
love ground to dust.
in a haze of tears,
i condemn you.

May 23, 2006 Posted by | Angst, Fun and quizzes, Unwashed Masses | Leave a comment

Top Ten Librarian Pickup Lines.

10. Can I get your call number, baby?
9. Hi, my name is MARC. We should INSPEC each other to see if we MeSH.
8. Would you like to check out my stacks?
7. My reference desk or yours?
6. Is it true that archivists do it with gloves on?
5. Do you have any overdue books, because you have fine written all over you?
4. Can I get a library card, so I can check you out?
3. I’m the Director of Adult Services. How may I help you?
2. If I could rearrange the classification system, I would put “U” and “I” together.
1. It’s not the size of the collection; it’s how you use it.

It  hurts us, precious.  

Actually, the most painful part is that I get them.  

May 23, 2006 Posted by | Fun and quizzes | Leave a comment