Suicidal Snowflakes

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The Christmas Conspiracy

I’ve figured it out.  Yes, it was 3am, and I was walking around the Dirty Bird complaining about the presence of Chistmas candy, Christmas hats, Christmas candles, bla bla bla… the Christmas PEPSI even.  By the time Christmas comes around, we’re all going to be Christmassed out.   And that’s the plan.  That’s the Athiest plan to destroy Christmas.  They’re going to make there be so much Christmas that no one wants Christmas any more. Insideous.  Ingenius.  But Insideous.

Seriously.  That’s why the drugstore had Christmas decorations on the top shelves in August.  Only explination.


November 18, 2006 - Posted by | Holiday

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