Reality? We don’t need no stinkin’ reality.
Algore (one word) says the darnedest things. And by darndest, I mean dumbest. Aparently TV’s more important than the Internet, which he invented. Y’know.
Ok, so what if he exaggerated the facts in his global warming documentary? He’s just doing what artists do–tell a falsehood or fiction in order to get to the larger truth.
So what if he claims he made up the Internet? He could be mistaken.
Stuff that I will not forgive:
The crazy beard. Ok, think about who has a crazy freakin’ beard like that?? All bushy and with a white patch on the chin?? Sadam Hussain, Harrison Ford, Mel Gibson and… Algore.
1) Uhh… insane a lot.
2) Did you see that frightening Dr Seuss commercial during the Superbowl?? STILL have nightmares. And he’s married to a skeleton who died right about the time Alley McBeal ended and has finally achieved, through decomposition, her ideal weight. He looks nuts, therefore he IS nuts.
3) Way to go, Mel Gibson… way to be completely freakin’ nuts, and have a crazy homeless guy beard. Even without those silly Jews, you’d still be a crazy guy with a crazy beard. And you’d find someone else to blame for your drunkeness. Drunkard. HOWEVER, Mel Gibson is still less crazy than Tom Cruise who lives on planet Tom. He may, however, be MORE crazy than Pat Robertson, who’s crazy and says things… but is mostly a benign crazy.
4) Crazy beard, makes stuff up about the internet and global warming and thinks TV is more important than the internet. Y’know, that crazy internet from which I can download my favorite shows for a nominal fee from legitimate sources such as iTunes. Crazy, crazy Algore. You may have shaved your crazy beard, but you’re still crazy.
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