Suicidal Snowflakes

Just because I have a short attention span doesn\’t mean I…

A Wad of WoD.

Baconian \bay-KOH-nee-un\ noun
: one who believes that Francis Bacon wrote the works usually attributed to Shakespeare

Wait. I thought Christopher Marlowe wrote Shakespeare’s plays. If Marlow and Bacon wrote Shakespeare’s stuff, what did Shakespeare write?? Maybe he wrote John Marston’s stuff. Or Francis Beaumont. And if Marlow and Bacon were busy writing Shakespeare’s stuff, who wrote their stuff? What did shakespeare write? maybe he wrote William Camden’s stuff, even tho it’s a little heady. And Camden wrote…

Oh Lord. help me. I’m making jokes about Tudor writers and philosophers.

That’s even worse than the meme that asked for five songs that you know all the words to, and I responded 1) Allelujia from the Exultate Jubilate by mozart, 2) Amen from Handel’s messiah, 3) Pachbell’s Cannon in D, 4) This Song Is Just Six Words Long by Weird Al, and 5) DU HAST MICH by Rammstein

Yeah. That’s pretty deep into the dork forrest right there. Of course, if you understand why ANY of those are funny, then you’re pretty lost on the way to granny’s house yourself.

And on that final note, I leave you with this:

“Shakespere got to get paid, son.”

I might have just nerded myself to death.

May 11, 2006 - Posted by | Wordy

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