Suicidal Snowflakes

Just because I have a short attention span doesn\’t mean I…

Hellfire with a side of mayo.

In keeping with the theme of James’ gastro-intestional track…

Last night he let one rip. This thing was worse than a rootbeer belch and an asparagus bathroom break… this smelled like sulfer. I commented on just how horrible this thing was, and James tried to tell me that it wasn’t that bad. It just smelled like egg salad.

I told him, “no, honey, you have the smell of Hell coming out of your ass.”

“It’s just egg salad!” he informed me again.

I found myself wondering where the hell he got hold of egg salad. I’d been with him most of the day. “Ok. You win. It smells like Hellfire and mayonnaise.”

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March 8, 2006 - Posted by | Fun and quizzes

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