Suicidal Snowflakes

Just because I have a short attention span doesn\’t mean I…

Still hating the local news.

Someone was murdered, a hacksaw was involved, and the anchor’s about ready to piss herself with glee while reporting the news.

Then the media wonders why they’ve lost respectability.

Oh yeah, while I’m thinking about it… Remember when reporters used to have two sources before they reported something? Now one “anoymous” source is good enough.

Here’s a helpful hint. Another reporter’s article is not a source.

God. I mean… it’s intellectual dishonesty, first of all. Second of all, it’s mental mastburbation, thinking your opinion of current events is so effing important that it must get out there, at all costs, and be first.

In conclusion: Dear Media, You are stupid.


January 29, 2006 - Posted by | Growly and/or Whine, Wordy


  1. L. O. L.

    Comment by The BLS | January 30, 2006

  2. What’s more outrageous is that these f%^&ers essentially run the country. Hell in a handbasket, I tell you…

    Comment by HMC | January 30, 2006

  3. I blame watergate. Well, I blame the hippies mostly. Watergate just gave them momentum and a sense of self-importance. Now ex-hippies and their protege run the media, and since their idiology is obviously so good and wonderful and correct, they have to do everything within their power to get it out there (“you can’t fight the signal, Mel.”–sorry, nerd digression), even if it means not checking the facts, because of the incessant need to be first, get the ratings, and stay on top as being “the one” people turn to to get “the message.” Hallowed are the Ori. Double nerd-score.

    Comment by TLG | February 4, 2006

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