Suicidal Snowflakes

Just because I have a short attention span doesn\’t mean I…

I just like horseys

And horseys were on the test a lot. Like if you could only save one animal at the end of the world. Of course it’d be a horse. They’re beasts of burden AND you can eat them. I think I’m just being pragmatic.

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.

You’d like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.

Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything… no secrets.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage pessimistically. You don’t think happy marriages exist anymore.

In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted.

What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

And what’s up with that thing about not thinking happy marriages exist any more? Just because I like horseys? Well, granted my parents’ marriage went down the crapper. But my marriage is gewd. Stoopid test and stoopid distracting me with horseys.

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December 8, 2005 - Posted by | Fun and quizzes

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