Suicidal Snowflakes

Just because I have a short attention span doesn\’t mean I…

Stuff

(a truely encompassing post title, I know. I can’t help it. I’m just that good. Actually, the title should “the few times in my life when I’ve actually had snappy comebacks”)

James: And because you’re mean.

Me: I’m not mean! Jesus loves me, Goddamnit!

**

Brad: I never had any problems with Comcast, really.

Me: Me neither. Except for those unfortunate times when the cable goes out, and I can’t call them to bitch about it because my phone service is also through them.

**

James: Does underwear go in the dryer?

Me: Yes (thinking: only if you want them to get DRY!!!)

**

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October 24, 2005 - Posted by | Wordy

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