Suicidal Snowflakes

Just because I have a short attention span doesn\’t mean I…

The facts of life.

I sended a text message to my friend Kara and I said I loved her and she was my friend. And I told James I should also say she could be my friend with special privelages if she wanted. He said if I got Kara, he should get her friend Lynn. But I told him no. If he’s with another girl, it’s infidelity. If I’m with another girl, it’s just hot.

PS. I also discovered today that underwear arn’t just a social convention. They serve an actual purpose.

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October 22, 2005 - Posted by | Random & Miscellany

7 Comments »

  1. Dare I ask what purpose you have discovered?

    Comment by HMC | October 24, 2005

  2. The protective barrier between you and the abrasive fabric of your jeans?

    Comment by TLG | October 24, 2005

  3. My husband is so generous. He reminds me all the time that I could have another woman if I wanted, as long as he could watch. Isn’t that the sweetest thing? I tell him that if he could get me Madonna, he’d have a deal. And on special days (depending on my mood) I’d go for Angelina Jolie.

    Comment by Heatheranne | October 24, 2005

  4. I don’t find jeans that abrasive. I use underwears to keep my butt warm.

    Don’t you and James have a celebrity to-do list? It’s the list of celebrities you have the go ahead and do if the occasion should arrive. For instance, I have Christian Bale, Viggo Mortensen, and scruffy Hugh Jackman on my list. *rowr*

    Comment by HMC | October 26, 2005

  5. So you go after superheroes 😉 Batman, wolverine, Aragorn. The Do list?? I think it’s short for both of us, and topped by Angelina Jolie. Which works out well, cuz she’s freaky enough to do both of us.

    Comment by TLG | October 26, 2005

  6. You found me out. My Do list is super. I’d do Angelina Jolie as well. However, she’s on my “Women I’d go Gay for” along with Catherine Zeta-Jones. =)

    Comment by HMC | October 26, 2005

  7. wow…I think I see all of you in a new light now..

    Comment by john | October 31, 2005


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