Suicidal Snowflakes

Just because I have a short attention span doesn\’t mean I…

This is what I’m talking about.

Brad was telling me about how he went to the hippy shop at the new mall to get some cone incense. He didn’t see any and he was all bummed out because all they had was stick incense. His girlfriend said that maybe they were in the wrong store. How could you mistake a hippy shop for some other shop in the mall, he asks her? But they leave, and they’re walking around, and he’s all bummed because he didn’t get what he wanted, until…

yes, he comes across a second hippy shop. With the incense he was looking for.

This is what is wrong with society. What is wrong with society is that there are two hippy shops in the mall. THE MALL. You know, the great temple to consumerism??

Lemme say it again, incase you missed–THERE ARE TWO HIPPY SHOPS IN THE MALL.

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October 12, 2005 - Posted by | Unwashed Masses

1 Comment »

  1. What makes me madder is the Hot Topic type stores. The goth kids get all their “I’m so unconformist” stuff there BUT it’s in the mall! The mall! You are hanging out and shopping at the same place all the jocks, nerds, and cool kids go. The hippocrisy smells like sandalwood to me.

    Comment by HMC | October 13, 2005


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