Suicidal Snowflakes

Just because I have a short attention span doesn\’t mean I…

Jesus loves you. *snicker*

My sister’s in Germany for WYD. They left Tuesday. Her youth group/young adult group is going to be there for 15 days. They have been excited for a year–they’ll be in Germany the week of the parish festival. These kids have been working this festival since they were old enough to do grunt work (seven or 8) and the older they get, the more grunt work they do.

Last year they were hardcore on it, and were slaves/whipping boys for the patrons of the nightly dinners AND the Bingo players. Those bingo players don’t know how to stop! They’re hardcore. They’ll play bingo from 7pm when dinner ends until midnight and beyond, if you let ’em. And God help you if it rains, all the people gambling and eating funnle cakes come inside and play bingo. They’ll kill you with their smoke, and they DEMAND (not ask) for food and specials cards.

So they’ve been extatic for a year that they won’t have to work festival.

Well, they were happy until yesterday, when they found out what their service project while in Germany would be.

snicker.

You guessed it… working the festival at a church in Deutschland. Yes, my sister went half way around the world to avoid festival, only to work the festival in a country where she only speaks the language enough to find the bathroom (but only if it’s to the left, right, up or down, if it’s around a bend or something, she’ll just haveta pee her pants).

I’m sure Jim, their youth group leader is going on about how it’s divine providence, and bla bla bla.

I’m just thinking….

MOO HA HA. Jesus loves ya, baybee.

(cuz i’m gunna haveta work twice as hard in our booth becuase we’re gunna be down her, and my brother this year–funnel cakes are a family affair)

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August 15, 2005 - Posted by | Crazy and/or Weird, Religion

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