Suicidal Snowflakes

Just because I have a short attention span doesn\’t mean I…

…and then I got laughed at.

I had this dream, you see. I was on the Holodeck, in the old west. Not the real old west, the one from Brisco County Jr. (have I mentioned that Bruce Campbell is a genious lately? well he is). And Data was there. Not just one Data, but seven Datas. A fist full of them, if you will. And they were all dressed up like cowboys. And it was my mission to teach them how to like diet coke. Not the new One stuff that actually tastes less like ass than diet coke does, but straight up ass-tasting diet coke. And to top that off, I think it was caffine free diet coke.

So I don’t remember what happened after that. But I told james about my dream and he laughed at me and told me I was weird.


August 8, 2005 - Posted by | Random & Miscellany


  1. *laughing hysterically* A Fistful of Datas, huh? Put that one in the “Rejected Clint Eastwood Movie Titles” bin…. 🙂

    Comment by The BLS | August 9, 2005

  2. laughed so hard I snorted…straight up ass-tasting diet coke…


    Comment by Pablo | August 10, 2005

  3. HA HA HA!!! That’s hilarious.

    Comment by Mike | August 16, 2005

  4. Bruce Campbell rules. 🙂

    Comment by Funky Dung | August 17, 2005

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