Suicidal Snowflakes

Just because I have a short attention span doesn\’t mean I…

Hi, my name is Tammy. I’m a butter addict.

Yeah, I’ve realized that I have a problem. I never use much of it. I can go days without using it, but those foods that CAN have butter added to them MUST have butter added to them. I’ve also realized butter is a gateway drug. I have a bunch of cheese ravioli and no sauce. No problem, I have butter. Quarter of a tablespoon’ll do me just fine. However, I noticed when I started eating them, I really wanted to get one of those extra sour cream packets out of the fridge and dunk ’em. You know. Like peiorgies. Help.

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May 18, 2005 - Posted by | Chamomile

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