Doomsday (Spoilers/Season 2 Dr Who Finale)

Ok, I gotta admit, I cried (well, I got choked up–I think Im too dehydrated right now to actually form tears) when Rose and The Doctor said goodbye in the last episode of the 2nd season.  *sniffles* deep inside.  But…

1) He totally sperminated her.  Sperminated her then left her, like Superman flyin’ off to visit the charred remains of Krypton. Experminate! Experminate!

*dude, what was with the sarcastic Daleks?*

2) I knew that even before I  was done watching the episode some poor, tortured young ladies had already hit that on Fanfiction.net.  And yes, there’s a page and a half of the stuff… not even twelve hours after the episode finished airing. And everything I knew they’d do… the whole spermination gig, the Madem dePompidor (or however the hell you spell it.  This thing’s running to slow to be a good geek and look it up) letter to the Doctor thingy… Yeah.  All the obvious ones.

Suggestions to the lovely young ladies who work dillgently to pad the numbers of the Dr Who section at fanfic.net:

1) Kitt from Knightrider versus the Daleks.

2)  Just what the hell happened to that prison ship/if you put a coat of paint on her, she’d be just fine for a first Tardis thingy? I mean… if it fell into the void, that’s just a waste of a perfectly good inner-galactic ride.

Which leads me to 3) The product of Rose and the Doctor’s accidental drunken romp in sub-basement number 9 of the Tardis, the blonde, pink-cheeked, button-nosed cutie that she is, really needs that prison ship.  How else is she going to get together with Captain Jack? Hello??!!

4) How the hell does Captain Jack get back from the 50-somethingith century, anyways?  He’s all workin’ for Torchwood and stuff, but really.  Maybe that’s where the prison ship ended up

5) Chuck Norris: Dr Who’s next companion.

6) The Tardis is sad without Rose.  It builds a Rosebot out of spare parts.

7) Knowing he could not go on without her, the Doctor hangs himself from the rafters of the Tardis controll room.  Nobody notices.  Nobody cares.  NASA hasspent the last 20 years trying to figure out what the hell that blue blip on the surface of Mars could be.

Rose doesn’t have her A levels, Torchwood wouldn’t have her.  She dies one night in a hold up at the Kwiki Mart, where she works the graveyard shift.

9) ZOMBIES!

10) Frustrated with an eternally moping rose, Mickey finally reveals why he’s never gotten along with the Doctor.  Oposites attract, you see…