Suicidal Snowflakes

Just because I have a short attention span doesn’t mean I…

Was there life before iPod?

I can’t imagine it.

**technodrool**

October 3, 2005 Posted by battybeyond | Technology & The Intarweb | | 5 Comments

Oh Honey.


Oh honey. It’ s not right. Or flattering, either.

I used to really like Charlotte Church. And I know, I know, she’s 18, she wants to be a sexy grownup, bla bla bla. But I really did like her clean image. She has a good voice, she does good music that isn’t retarded pop (or at least she used to. I’ve seen her new video, and it’s a little frightening)… She was an ARTIST, not a CLONE that CALLED herself a recording artist. She’s got Britney’s earrings, Hillary’s hair and Christina’s outfit. LaLohan has already asked for her shoes back.

Whyyyyyyyy?

WHYYYYYYYYYY?

All I can really hope for, I guess, is that she comes to her senses and starts doing real music again. Next thing you know, Josh Groban is gunna go grunge, and then I’ll just haveta stick the gun in my mouth.

Sigh.

Sigh.

Lord. It’s so OLD… they turn 18, and until they’re like 25, they try to show off how “grownup” they are, and express their “womanhood” by dressing in PVC with their boobs hanging out. Of course, being a sex object is the only version of womanhood the pop princesses will subscribe to, even though it’s not the only one out there. They all try it, and they ALL go Super Slut rout. Exploiting your sexuality and sex is so… last century. It’s BORING to me, and mostly just makes me sad for the guys and girls that do it. I wouldn’t be sad at all if the next big thing was high necked collars and victorian fashions. Whips and chains and Pleather are so… OVERDONE.

October 3, 2005 Posted by battybeyond | Glitterati | | 6 Comments

And thus was the blogging so

I have nothing to say, but thought I’d say hi. Hi Interweb!! how are you tonight???

I had me some quality soda at CiCi’s. I think it’s why I like going there. I can refill without waiting for someone, and NO ICE. HATE excess ice and that watered down taste.

October 3, 2005 Posted by battybeyond | Food | | 1 Comment